Edpon's Xbox 360 can blog

Edpon's Xbox - May 21 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Edpon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 20 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Edpon isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Edpon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 18 2013

Hey Edpon, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 17 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 16 2013

Where is Edpon at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 15 2013

Hey Edpon, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 14 2013

Hey Edpon, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Edpon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 13 2013

I just do not understand why Edpon paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 12 2013

Is this thing on? Edpon, where the heck are you? | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 11 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that Edpon would go 19 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 9 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Edpon? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Edpon leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 7 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Edpon has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Edpon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Edpon stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 6 2013

Edpon doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 5 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Edpon's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why Edpon paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink