Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Egoy playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I didn't see Egoy yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
I thought Egoy just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 50,417, I should have known that was the case. He opened up Minecraft, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Fear me Egoy... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Egoy... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Egoy stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Fear me Egoy... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Egoy does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Egoy not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Egoy? Do you?
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact...
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Egoy never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Egoy needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Hey Egoy, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Egoy is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I didn't see Egoy yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Egoy yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Egoy yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
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