Elestian's Xbox 360 can blog

Elestian's xbox has been ignored for 36 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Elestian's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have now endured 29 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Elestian stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 13 2013

Is this thing on? Elestian, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 12 2013

Elestian... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 11 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Elestian is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 10 2013

Hey Elestian, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Elestian not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 24 days!! | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Elestian leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 7 2013

I swear that after 22 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Elestian and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 6 2013

Elestian's Xbox - May 5 2013

Is this thing on? Elestian, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 19 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 3 2013

I just do not understand why Elestian paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 2 2013

Where is Elestian at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink | leave comment

Elestian's Xbox - May 1 2013

I just do not understand why Elestian paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

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