Elisiano's Xbox 360 can blog

Elisiano's Xbox - May 21 2013

I tried to send Elisiano an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Elisiano's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Elisiano that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, according to the records, Elisiano's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Elisiano mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 19 2013

Elisiano was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 18 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Elisiano mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 17 2013

I heard someone tell Elisiano to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 17,086 points. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 16 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 17,086? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Elisiano is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 15 2013

I saw Elisiano walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 17,086 points and climbing. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 14 2013

When Elisiano was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 17,086. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and that was that. | permalink

Elisiano's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 13 2013

It has been 9 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Elisiano out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 12 2013

Elisiano would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 11 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 10 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Elisiano, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 9 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Elisiano is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was waiting for Elisiano to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Elisiano is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 7 2013

Elisiano must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Elisiano's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Elisiano played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 6 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Elisiano decided not to show up. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 5 2013

Elisiano must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 4 2013

Elisiano didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 3 2013

Elisiano rocked out with 17,086 points. He played COD: Black Ops II, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

Elisiano's Xbox - May 2 2013

I have a feeling Elisiano went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

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