Elix Paladin's Xbox 360 can blog

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 25 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 24 2013

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Elix Paladin out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 23 2013

I tried to send Elix Paladin an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 22 2013

Good thing I have access to Elix Paladin's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 21 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Elix Paladin only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 50 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess!

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 20 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Elix Paladin? Back me up! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 19 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Elix Paladin picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 54,850 points. That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He played Far Cry® 3 finishing 3 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 18 2013

I only have one request... If Elix Paladin isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 17 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 16 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Elix Paladin has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 15 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 10 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was waiting for Elix Paladin to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Elix Paladin is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Elix Paladin stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 13 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Elix Paladin. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 12 2013

If Elix Paladin doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 11 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 10 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 9 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Elix Paladin never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 8 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Elix Paladin decided not to show up. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 7 2013

Wow... Elix Paladin must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If Elix Paladin plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 155 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect. Also, by my expert calculations, Elix Paladin's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Elix Paladin's Xbox - May 6 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Elix Paladin decided not to show up. | permalink