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Elmlea's Xbox - May 24 2013

While Elmlea was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 23 2013

Good thing I have access to Elmlea's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 22 2013

Yesterday, Elmlea decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 21 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Elmlea's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I told Elmlea that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, according to the records, Elmlea's favorite game last week was BioShock. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 20 2013

Elmlea must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 32,007 gamerscore. He opened up BioShock, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 19 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Elmlea to do something like that. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 18 2013

Elmlea was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 17 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Elmlea picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 32,007 points. He rocked out to BioShock, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 16 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Elmlea? Do you? | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 15 2013

Elmlea was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 14 2013

I tried to send Elmlea an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Elmlea's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Elmlea showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

I was feeling a little bored last week and told Elmlea to try a new game: Monaco. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 13 2013

If I was Elmlea, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 12 2013

Elmlea must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 11 2013

When Elmlea was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 32,007. He rallied Monaco, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 10 2013

Elmlea rocked out with 32,007 points. He made some progress on Minecraft, and Elmlea won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Elmlea mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 8 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Elmlea might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 32,007 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He made some progress on LEGO® Pirates, and after we were done, Elmlea hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 7 2013

Elmlea was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 32,007 . He rocked out to XCOM: Enemy Unknown, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Elmlea's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Elmlea showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think we can all agree that Elmlea's favorite game last week was LEGO® Pirates. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 6 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Elmlea's Xbox - May 5 2013

If Elmlea was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

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