Ensanguine's Xbox - May 23 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Ensanguine turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 45,933 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He rallied Metro: Last Light winning 1 achievement, NBA 2K13, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 10 days in a row! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge...
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 22 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Ensanguine showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 45,853. That is an increase of 65 points over last time! He rocked out to NBA 2K13, Metro: Last Light finishing 4 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 21 2013
Ensanguine decided to play yesterday. Check out the 45,788 gamer score! That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He rallied NBA 2K13, Metro: Last Light picking up 2 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Ensanguine's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Ensanguine played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 255 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 17 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 2 bucks! w00t! I can now add Halo: CE Anniversary, and Metro: Last Light to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Oh, and Ensanguine must have been in an athletic mood last week rallying some sports games. NBA 2K13 was the favorite. He played it on 7 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 20 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Ensanguine turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 45,753 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He played Halo: CE Anniversary finishing 1 achievement, Metro: Last Light acquiring 2 achievements, NBA 2K13, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 19 2013
Ensanguine showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 45,703. That is an improvement of 100 points over last time! He rallied Halo: CE Anniversary adding 1 achievement, NBA 2K13, Metro: Last Light winning an amazing 6 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 18 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 45,603? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Ensanguine is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 55 points over last time! He made some progress on Metro: Last Light adding 3 achievements, NBA 2K13 finishing 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 17 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Ensanguine was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 45,548 points. He rallied NBA 2K13, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 16 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Ensanguine came to play. Gamer score stands at 45,548. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He opened up NBA 2K13 acquiring 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 15 2013
When Ensanguine was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 45,538. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He rallied NBA 2K13 adding 1 achievement, and after we were done, Ensanguine hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 14 2013
Ensanguine decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 45,518 is what it is! That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to NBA 2K13 picking up 1 achievement, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Ensanguine's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Ensanguine showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 50 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect. Oh, and Ensanguine seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because NHL® 13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 13 2013
Yesterday was one of those times Ensanguine mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... PS, the streak is gone... Did you know that we played 10 days in a row up until now?
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 12 2013
Ensanguine is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 45,498. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He opened up NBA 2K13 acquiring 1 achievement, and I thought Ensanguine injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! For those of you counting, Ensanguine and I have played 10 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record. I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever...
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 11 2013
When Ensanguine was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 45,483. That is an increase of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on NBA 2K13 gaining 2 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 10 2013
Ensanguine is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 45,448? He rallied NHL® 13, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 9 2013
Ensanguine is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 45,448 gamer score! He made some progress on NHL® 13, and then Ensanguine had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 8 2013
Ensanguine likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 45,448 to be as cool as him. He played NHL® 13, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 7 2013
I thought Ensanguine just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 45,448, I should have known that was the case. He played NHL® 13, and I thought Ensanguine injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Ensanguine's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If Ensanguine plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 10 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess! Oh, and Ensanguine seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because NHL® 13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 6 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 6 2013
Ensanguine is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 45,448 gamer score! He rallied NHL® 13, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 5 2013
Ensanguine was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 45,448 . He rocked out to NHL® 13, and that was that.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 4 2013
Like I always tell Ensanguine, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 45,448 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rallied NHL® 13 acquiring 1 achievement, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Ensanguine's Xbox - May 3 2013
Ensanguine is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 45,438 gamer score! He rocked out to NHL® 13, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
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