EpiC Kobra's Xbox 360 can blog

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 22 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get EpiC Kobra's gaming on! Gamer score is 48,309. He played FIFA 13, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 21 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like EpiC Kobra to do something like that. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that EpiC Kobra showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 165 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 13 achievements can do!

I told EpiC Kobra to try 2 games last week: FIFA 13, and Harry Potter Kinect. It was a mix of good and bad. Also, according to the records, EpiC Kobra must have been craving sports because FIFA 13 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 5 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 20 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EpiC Kobra picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 48,309 points. He rocked out to FIFA 13, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up EpiC Kobra! | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 19 2013

EpiC Kobra is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 48,309. Not too shabby! That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He rallied FIFA 13 picking up 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until EpiC Kobra showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 48,304 and counting! That is an increase of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on NHL® 13, Harry Potter Kinect finishing 1 achievement, Kinect Sports winning 1 achievement, FIFA 13 finishing 2 achievements, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 17 2013

EpiC Kobra decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 48,254 is what it is! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He opened up FIFA 13 winning 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 16 2013

EpiC Kobra decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 48,214 is what it is! That is an increase of 70 points over last time! He opened up FIFA 13 adding an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... don't tell EpiC Kobra this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 15 2013

I told EpiC Kobra 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 48,144. He played NHL® 13, FIFA 12, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when EpiC Kobra said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that EpiC Kobra showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 90 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 6 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

I was feeling bored last week and told EpiC Kobra to try a new game: Dragon's Lair. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and EpiC Kobra must have been in an athletic mood last week rallying some sports games. NHL® 13 was the favorite. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 13 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when EpiC Kobra showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 48,144. He rocked out to NHL® 13, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 12 2013

EpiC Kobra must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 48,144 gamerscore. That is a gain of 90 points over last time! He played Star Trek acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, FIFA 12, NHL® 13, Dragon's Lair, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 11 2013

EpiC Kobra came to represent the gaming world. 48,054 points and counting! He rallied NHL® 13, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 10 2013

I heard someone tell EpiC Kobra to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 48,054 points. He played NHL® 13, Batman: Arkham City™, FIFA 12, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 9 2013

EpiC Kobra held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 48,054 is lighting the way. He opened up NHL® 13, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 8 2013

EpiC Kobra was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 7 2013

EpiC Kobra was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If EpiC Kobra plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 20 points so I am happy. That is what you get for 1 achievement these days...

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Star Trek. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, I think EpiC Kobra's favorite game last week was FIFA 12. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 6 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as EpiC Kobra decided not to show up. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 5 2013

I love to game, you love to game, EpiC Kobra loves to game, we all love to game! 48,054 points FTW!!! He rocked out to FIFA 12, Star Trek, NHL® 13, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 4 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad EpiC Kobra picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 48,054 points. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to FIFA 12 acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 3 2013

Like a king on his throne, EpiC Kobra said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 48,034 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied NHL® 13, FIFA 12, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... | permalink

EpiC Kobra's Xbox - May 2 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when EpiC Kobra said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

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