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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 133
Most played: Skyrim
Member since: Oct 26 2011

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Expertiize's Xbox - April 19 2014

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 18 2014

I just do not understand why Expertiize paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 17 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 16 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Expertiize is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 15 2014

I waited all day for Expertiize to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Apr 14 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Expertiize and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 14 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 13 2014

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Expertiize is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 12 2014

I was waiting for Expertiize to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Expertiize is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 11 2014

Hey Expertiize, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 10 2014

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Expertiize, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 9 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 8 2014

Hey Expertiize, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Apr 7 2014

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Expertiize and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 7 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 7 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 6 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 5 2014

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Expertiize doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 4 2014

Did you see Expertiize yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 3 2014

Yesterday was one of those times Expertiize mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 2 2014

Expertiize was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 1 2014

Expertiize had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Mar 31 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Expertiize for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 215 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 10 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, by my expert calculations, Expertiize's favorite game last week was Skate 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - March 31 2014

I didn't see Expertiize yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - March 30 2014

Expertiize was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 86,729 . That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rallied Skate 3 gaining 2 achievements on 360, and I thought Expertiize injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,898
Badge Score: 280
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 22 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 12 days
Play percentage: 37.16%
Largest achievement gain: 12/23/2011 (23)
Largest gamerscore gain: 11/24/2011 (380)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/26/2011 (57)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 12/26/2011 (1,110)

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