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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 133
Most played: Skyrim
Member since: Oct 26 2011

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Expertiize's Xbox - April 24 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 23 2014

Is this thing on? Expertiize, where the heck are you? | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 22 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Expertiize leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Apr 21 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 21 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 20 2014

Fear me Expertiize... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 19 2014

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 18 2014

I just do not understand why Expertiize paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 17 2014

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 16 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Expertiize is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 15 2014

I waited all day for Expertiize to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Apr 14 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Expertiize and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 14 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 13 2014

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Expertiize is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 12 2014

I was waiting for Expertiize to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Expertiize is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 11 2014

Hey Expertiize, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 10 2014

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Expertiize, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 9 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 8 2014

Hey Expertiize, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

Expertiize's Weekly Recap - Apr 7 2014

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Expertiize and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 7 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 7 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 6 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 5 2014

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Expertiize doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Expertiize's Xbox - April 4 2014

Did you see Expertiize yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,898
Badge Score: 280
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 22 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 12 days
Play percentage: 37.84%
Largest achievement gain: 12/23/2011 (23)
Largest gamerscore gain: 11/24/2011 (380)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 12/26/2011 (57)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 12/26/2011 (1,110)

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