Exploding Pizza's Xbox 360 can blog

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 18 2013

I tried to send Exploding Pizza an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... If you knew you were going to lose your 14 day streak like you did would you have played? | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 17 2013

Exploding Pizza needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 43,402. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to Dishonored winning 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 16 2013

Exploding Pizza rocked out with 43,392 points. That is a profit of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to Dishonored finishing 3 achievements, Minecraft, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 15 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Exploding Pizza might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 43,357 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rallied Dishonored, Minecraft, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 14 2013

Exploding Pizza is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 43,357 gamer score! That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He played Dishonored gaining 3 achievements, Minecraft, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to Exploding Pizza throwing down with the games. Our gamerscore saw a 430 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 16 achievements can do! Oh, and from what I remember, Exploding Pizza's favorite game last week was Dishonored. He played it on 7 of the days.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 13 2013

When you get right down to it, when Exploding Pizza decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 43,297 and always improving! He opened up Dishonored, Minecraft, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! Also of note, Exploding Pizza and I have now played 10 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one! I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever... | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Exploding Pizza loves to game, we all love to game! 43,297 points FTW!!! He played Dishonored, Minecraft, and after we were done, Exploding Pizza hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 11 2013

Like a king on his throne, Exploding Pizza said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 43,297 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a boost of 270 points over last time! He opened up Dishonored finishing an amazing 6 achievements, Minecraft, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 10 2013

Exploding Pizza was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 43,027 . He rocked out to Dishonored, Minecraft, and Exploding Pizza won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 9 2013

Exploding Pizza really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 43,027. He played Dishonored, Minecraft, and oh... don't tell Exploding Pizza this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 8 2013

Exploding Pizza decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 43,027 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a profit of 100 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 43,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on Dishonored winning an amazing 6 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 7 2013

Exploding Pizza needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 42,927. That is a gain of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Dishonored winning 4 achievements, and then Exploding Pizza had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week Exploding Pizza showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 390 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 21 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, Exploding Pizza's favorite game last week was Dishonored. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 6 2013

I told Exploding Pizza 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 42,867 is in our back pocket. That is a boost of 190 points over last time! He played Dishonored picking up 5 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 5 2013

Exploding Pizza had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 42,677 points. He rallied Dishonored, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 4 2013

I told Exploding Pizza 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 42,677 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 200 points over last time! He made some progress on Dishonored picking up an amazing 16 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was waiting for Exploding Pizza to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Exploding Pizza is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 2 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - May 1 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Exploding Pizza, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Exploding Pizza's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Exploding Pizza might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink