F00ly's Xbox 360 can blog

F00ly's Xbox - May 19 2013

If I was F00ly, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 18 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like F00ly to do something like that. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 17 2013

Wow... F00ly must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 16 2013

F00ly, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 15 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling F00ly that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 5,480. He played SOULCALIBUR V, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 14 2013

F00ly decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 5,480 is what it is! He opened up SOULCALIBUR V, and after we were done, F00ly hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

F00ly's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 13 2013

I just do not understand why F00ly paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 12 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for F00ly: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 9 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 8 2013

I heard someone tell F00ly to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 7 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since F00ly never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

F00ly's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... F00ly stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 6 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about F00ly in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 4 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have a feeling F00ly went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 2 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - May 1 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

F00ly's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with F00ly yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

F00ly's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... F00ly played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink