Fapmyster's Xbox 360 can blog

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 23 2013

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 22 2013

Fear me Fapmyster... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 21 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Fapmyster digs on that! | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 20 2013

Hey Fapmyster, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If Fapmyster isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 18 2013

A little news flash for Fapmyster: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 17 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 16 2013

I just do not understand why Fapmyster paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have a feeling Fapmyster went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 14 2013

Fapmyster would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 13 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Fapmyster is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 12 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 11 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Fapmyster never showed up to game. That makes 6 days! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 10 2013

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Fapmyster's Xbox - May 9 2013

Did you see Fapmyster yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Fapmyster? Back me up! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 7 2013

If I was Fapmyster, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Fapmyster played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Skate 3. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money!

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 6 2013

Fapmyster didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 5 2013

Fapmyster was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 4 2013

When Fapmyster was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 60,880. He rocked out to Skate 3, Halo 4, COD: Black Ops II, Halo: CE Anniversary, Halo: Reach, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - May 3 2013

A little news flash for Fapmyster: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

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