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Fapmyster's Xbox - October 31 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Fapmyster is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 30 2014

Fapmyster... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 29 2014

Is this thing on? Fapmyster, where the heck are you? | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 28 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - Oct 27 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 27 2014

It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Fapmyster out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 26 2014

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 25 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Fapmyster, feed me! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 24 2014

It has been 8 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Fapmyster out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 23 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Fapmyster? Do you? | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 22 2014

6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Fapmyster doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 21 2014

I was waiting for Fapmyster to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Fapmyster is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - Oct 20 2014

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Fapmyster might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 20 2014

I have a feeling Fapmyster went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.

Oh, remember the challenge that Fapmyster was competing in? Well, it's over. We may have earned an 'A' for effort in this challenge, but they don't give out very many points for effort, some... but not many... you gotta win... maybe next time! You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, Fapmyster! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 19 2014

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I always like to end with a little bit about Fapmyster and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of everyone, Fapmyster is holding on to the number 7 spot. I spoke to his dayplanner -- we've booked the whole day for a very important task -- unlocking achievements and winning this challenge. Let's do this. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 18 2014

If I was Fapmyster, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.

Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Fapmyster is competing in is on day 2 and we're doing our best to win this thing. If you are curious, follow along over here. 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently Fapmyster is holding the number 6 spot in the group... decent. But, there are still 2 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 17 2014

I prefer to play games... but if Fapmyster needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Out of everyone, Fapmyster is holding on to the number 5 spot. And while we have 3 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 16 2014

If I was Fapmyster, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.

Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Currently Fapmyster is hanging on to the number 5 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 4 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 15 2014

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Fapmyster? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!

Oh I almost forgot to mention that Fapmyster has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #105562'. Go check it out and follow along. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 14 2014

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Fapmyster? Back me up! | permalink

Fapmyster's Weekly Recap - Oct 13 2014

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Fapmyster for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 370 points so I am happy.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 13 2014

Sure, Fapmyster and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 68,485 which is a gain of 90 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.

Oh hey... also... I can't even believe that the gamerscore challenge formerly-known-as 'Auto Challenge - #105391' is over. Those 5 days flew by in a whirlwind of achievements and trash talk. Despite 5 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 4. You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, Fapmyster! | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 12 2014

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 9 other people are also involved... which is madness. Currently Fapmyster is hanging on to the number 4 spot. We only have one day to pull out a win... polish off those games and get to work. | permalink

Fapmyster's Xbox - October 11 2014

I heard that Fapmyster was bragging about all the gaming we did and that had me really confused. Our gamerscore now stands at 68,395 which is a change of 200 from the last time I remember it. However I can't tell you any of the games we played. I must be losing it. Oh well... gaming and not remembering is better than not gaming at all.

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently Fapmyster is holding the number 3 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,157
Badge Score: 255
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 87 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 12 days
Play percentage: 69.88%
Largest achievement gain: 5/4/2010 (45)
Largest gamerscore gain: 7/12/2010 (765)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 11/21/2011 (59)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 7/12/2010 (1,900)

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