Fayt the angel's Xbox - May 24 2013
Fayt the angel would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does she know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Fayt the angel would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does she know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Fayt the angel never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Fayt the angel playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Time sure doesn't fly when Fayt the angel blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Yesterday was one of those times Fayt the angel mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Yesterday, Fayt the angel decided to spend her time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Fayt the angel was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... she better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Fayt the angel hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 7,663. She rallied Minecraft, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't she looking awesome lately?
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Fayt the angel might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Fayt the angel not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 15 days!!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Fayt the angel in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Where is Fayt the angel at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Here I sit broken hearted... Fayt the angel has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Fayt the angel never showed up to game. That makes 9 days!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Fayt the angel stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
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