Ferocious Swan's Xbox - May 19 2013
Fear me Ferocious Swan... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me Ferocious Swan... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Ferocious Swan doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
If I was a dog, Ferocious Swan would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ferocious Swan digs on that!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I was waiting for Ferocious Swan to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Ferocious Swan is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Ferocious Swan might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Time sure doesn't fly when Ferocious Swan blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Ferocious Swan... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Ferocious Swan in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Ferocious Swan didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Ferocious Swan was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If Ferocious Swan plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 65 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect. Also, according to the records, Ferocious Swan's favorite game last week was ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Ferocious Swan didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Yesterday was one of those times Ferocious Swan mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Like I always tell Ferocious Swan, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 120,740 points and on the rise. That is an increase of 65 points over last time! He rocked out to ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ winning 1 achievement to finish the game, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Ferocious Swan hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 120,675.He played ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Ferocious Swan showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 120,675. He opened up ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
I thought Ferocious Swan just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 120,675, I should have known that was the case. He rocked out to ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: So yeah... Last week Ferocious Swan showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Oh, and from what I remember, Ferocious Swan's favorite game last week was ã‚€ã¡ã‚€ã¡ãƒãƒ¼ã‚¯ï¼ï¼†ãƒ”ンクスゥイーツ. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Wow... Ferocious Swan must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
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