FireHavoc's Xbox - December 20 2013
FireHavoc didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
FireHavoc didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get FireHavoc's gaming on! Gamer score is 78,652. That is a profit of 90 points over last time! He rocked out to Assassin's Creed IV winning 1 achievement, BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins gaining 4 achievements on 360, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up FireHavoc!
FireHavoc needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 78,562. He played BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins on 360, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after FireHavoc played yesterday with his gamerscore of 78,562 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins gaining 2 achievements on 360, and that was that.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Firehavoc plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 30 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that Firehavoc's favorite game last week was Batmanâ„˘ Arkham Origins. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
FireHavoc really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 78,527. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He rallied BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins picking up 1 achievement on 360, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox FireHavoc? Do you?
FireHavoc had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 78,512 points. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He opened up BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins acquiring 1 achievement on 360, and that was that.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. FireHavoc needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on FireHavoc... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope FireHavoc doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
FireHavoc would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Firehavoc showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 35 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do! Oh, and from what I remember, Firehavoc's favorite game last week was Batmanâ„˘ Arkham Origins. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Did you see FireHavoc yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Time sure doesn't fly when FireHavoc blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after FireHavoc played yesterday with his gamerscore of 78,497 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He opened up BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins picking up 1 achievement on 360, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
FireHavoc was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 78,487 . That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins gaining 1 achievement on 360, and then nothing... nothing at all...
I thought FireHavoc just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 78,477, I should have known that was the case. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He opened up BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins picking up 1 achievement on 360, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until FireHavoc showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 78,462 and counting! He rocked out to BatmanĂ˘â€žÂ˘ Arkham Origins on 360, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Firehavoc only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.
I was feeling a little bored last week and prodded Firehavoc to try a new game: Batmanâ„˘ Arkham Origins. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for FireHavoc. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
If FireHavoc doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I have a feeling FireHavoc went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.