Firehavoc's Xbox - May 17 2013
Firehavoc must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Firehavoc must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Firehavoc yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Firehavoc decided not to show up.
If I was Firehavoc, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Firehavoc that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess!
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Assault on Dark Athena, and Blur. I liked them. I think Firehavoc did too. Oh, and Firehavoc seems obsessed with racing games lately... You can tell because Blur was the favorite last week. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Firehavoc is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 74,882 gamer score! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Blur picking up 1 achievement, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Firehavoc held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 74,872 is lighting the way. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up Blur picking up 2 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Firehavoc that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 74,852. He made some progress on Assault on Dark Athena, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Firehavoc was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Firehavoc? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Wow... Firehavoc must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Firehavoc showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 190 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 9 achievements can do!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! Fracture, and Mercenaries 2. I want more! I want more!
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Firehavoc played yesterday with his gamerscore of 74,852 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 90 points over last time! He rallied Fracture gaining 5 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
I told Firehavoc 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 74,762. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He opened up Mercenaries 2 adding 4 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Firehavoc? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Yesterday, Firehavoc decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Firehavoc decided to game. Our score is 74,662 and always improving! He played Dead Island Riptide, and oh... don't tell Firehavoc this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Firehavoc played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 285 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 15 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Dead Island Riptide, and LEGO Star Wars: TCS, who can go wrong with that right? Also, I think Firehavoc's favorite game last week was LEGO Star Wars: TCS. He played it on 4 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Firehavoc came to represent the gaming world. 74,662 points and counting! That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He opened up LEGO Star Wars: TCS finishing 1 achievement, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Firehavoc played yesterday with his gamerscore of 74,642 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 180 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO Star Wars: TCS picking up an amazing 9 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
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