Fleon's Xbox 360 can blog

Fleon's Xbox - May 25 2013

I didn't see Fleon yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 24 2013

Fleon decided to play yesterday. Check out the 29,097 gamer score! He rocked out to Karaoke, and then Fleon developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 23 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Fleon yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 22 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Fleon needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 21 2013

Fleon is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 29,097? That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied Karaoke adding 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Fleon's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week Fleon showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 15 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 20 2013

Wow... Fleon must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 19 2013

Fleon had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 18 2013

Fleon didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 17 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Fleon that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 29,077. He played Magic 2013, and oh... don't tell Fleon this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 16 2013

When Fleon was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 29,077. He rocked out to AC Revelations, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 15 2013

Fleon, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 14 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Fleon. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 29,077. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He opened up Karaoke picking up 1 achievement, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink

Fleon's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 13 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Fleon isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 12 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Fleon isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Fleon? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that Fleon would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 9 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Fleon does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 7 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Fleon in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Fleon's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 6 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Fleon's Xbox - May 5 2013

A little news flash for Fleon: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink