FloThaBoss' Xbox 360 can blog

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 24 2013

I only have one request... If FloThaBoss isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 23 2013

I swear that after 23 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 22 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 21 2013

I just do not understand why FloThaBoss paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. FloThaBoss and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 20 2013

20 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 19 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... FloThaBoss? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 17 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, FloThaBoss would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 15 2013

Come back to me FloThaBoss... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 14 2013

Is this thing on? FloThaBoss, where the heck are you? | permalink

FloThaBoss' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... FloThaBoss stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn FloThaBoss in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 12 2013

A little news flash for FloThaBoss: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 11 2013

Hey FloThaBoss, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 10 2013

10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope FloThaBoss doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 9 2013

I heard someone tell FloThaBoss to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 8 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox FloThaBoss? Do you? | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact... | permalink

FloThaBoss' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 6 2013

If FloThaBoss doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

FloThaBoss' Xbox - May 5 2013

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope FloThaBoss doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink