Fluster Zero's Xbox - May 24 2013
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Fluster Zero, feed me!
I tried to send Fluster Zero an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told Fluster Zero that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 30 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect.
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were Otomedius X, and Skulls of the Shogun. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, according to the records, Fluster Zero's favorite game last week was Skulls of the Shogun. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
While Fluster Zero was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Fluster Zero brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 399,983 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He played Skulls of the Shogun, CAPCOM ARCADE CABINET, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Fluster Zero needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 399,983. He opened up Borderlands 2, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Fluster Zero picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 399,983 points. He rocked out to Otomedius X, Borderlands 2, and then Fluster Zero developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Fluster Zero came to represent the gaming world. 399,983 points and counting! That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He opened up Otomedius X gaining 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Fluster Zero decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 399,973 is what it is! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, Otomedius X gaining 2 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Fluster Zero showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 105 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t!
I was feeling bored last week and pestered Fluster Zero to try a new game: Serious Sam 3: BFE. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that Fluster Zero's favorite game last week was an RPG... Skyrim in fact... He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Fluster Zero showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 399,953. Up up and away right? That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He rallied Borderlands 2 gaining 1 achievement, U. MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
When Fluster Zero was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 399,928. He opened up Borderlands 2, and after we were done, Fluster Zero hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Fluster Zero didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Fluster Zero decided not to show up.
Fluster Zero needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 399,928. That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He rallied Skyrim gaining 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Fluster Zero is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 399,898. Not too shabby! That is an increase of 50 points over last time! He rocked out to Serious Sam 3: BFE, Skyrim picking up 2 achievements, and then Fluster Zero developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Good thing I have access to Fluster Zero's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Fluster Zero showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Fluster Zero seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 399,848 . That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Skyrim adding 1 achievement, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Fluster Zero must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Fluster Zero must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
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