GL Lynk's Xbox 360 can blog

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 24 2013

I have come to realize that GL Lynk has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 23 2013

A little news flash for GL Lynk: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 22 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have come to realize that GL Lynk has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

GL Lynk's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 20 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 19 2013

I only have one request... If GL Lynk isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 18 2013

I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 17 2013

Where is GL Lynk at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have come to realize that GL Lynk has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 15 2013

If you would have told me that GL Lynk would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 14 2013

GL Lynk... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

GL Lynk's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world GL Lynk and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 13 2013

Fear me GL Lynk... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 12 2013

A little news flash for GL Lynk: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 11 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since GL Lynk never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 10 2013

Hey GL Lynk, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with GL Lynk, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 8 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 7 2013

GL Lynk didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

GL Lynk's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: GL Lynk only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 70 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t!

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 6 2013

It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see GL Lynk out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

GL Lynk's Xbox - May 5 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink