GarE Z's Xbox 360 can blog

GarE Z's xbox has been ignored for 38 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

GarE Z's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 15 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 14 2013

GarE Z... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 13 2013

Is this thing on? GarE Z, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 12 2013

Is this thing on? GarE Z, where the heck are you? | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 11 2013

If I was a dog, GarE Z would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 10 2013

Come back to me GarE Z... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 9 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. GarE Z is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 8 2013

If you would have told me that GarE Z would go 22 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 7 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 6 2013

A little news flash for GarE Z: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 5 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 4 2013

I just do not understand why GarE Z paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

GarE Z's Xbox - May 3 2013

Hey GarE Z, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | leave comment

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