Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 22 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Genius Redneck came to play. Gamer score stands at 68,106. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on The Force Unleashed picking up 4 achievements, and I thought Genius Redneck injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 21 2013
Genius Redneck showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 68,076. He opened up Virtua Tennis 2009, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Genius Redneck's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You can't ask for a better week than when Genius Redneck shows up to play Seven days in a row!! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 790 points we could make some bank. Yay for 24 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, Genius Redneck's favorite game last week was Comic Jumper. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 20 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Genius Redneck that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 68,076. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV finishing 1 achievement to master the game, Comic Jumper finishing 2 achievements to defeat the game, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 19 2013
I thought Genius Redneck just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 68,026, I should have known that was the case. That is an increase of 100 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 68,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on GTA IV, Comic Jumper adding 5 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 18 2013
Genius Redneck is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 67,926? That is a boost of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on Comic Jumper gaining 2 achievements, and after we were done, Genius Redneck hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 17 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Genius Redneck played yesterday with his gamerscore of 67,891 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Comic Jumper acquiring 1 achievement, Virtua Tennis 2009, and then Genius Redneck developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 16 2013
I thought Genius Redneck just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 67,876, I should have known that was the case. That is an increase of 50 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV, Ms. Splosion Man, Comic Jumper gaining 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 15 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Genius Redneck came to play. Gamer score stands at 67,826. That is a boost of 240 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO Star Wars II adding an amazing 12 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 14 2013
I was looking back through my notes and according to Genius Redneck, we played some games yesterday... but that is just craziness. Sure our score is now 67586 which is a gain of 300 points, but I can't tell you from what. Maybe next time I will remember.
Genius Redneck's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Genius Redneck and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 330 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 6 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, Genius Redneck's favorite game last week was LEGO Star Wars II. He played it on 7 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 13 2013
I heard someone tell Genius Redneck to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 67,286 points. He played Virtua Tennis 2009, LEGO Star Wars II, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. It is worth mentioning that we have played 10 days in a row! Give us the badge for streaking! w00t!
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 12 2013
I told Genius Redneck 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 67,286. That is a profit of 80 points over last time! He opened up LEGO Star Wars II gaining 1 achievement, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 11 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Genius Redneck turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 67,206 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on LEGO Star Wars II picking up 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 10 2013
Genius Redneck was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 67,156 . That is an increase of 60 points over last time! He rallied Texas Hold'em, LEGO Star Wars II finishing 1 achievement, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 9 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Genius Redneck picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 67,096 points. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He rocked out to Texas Hold'em, GTA IV, LEGO Star Wars II winning 1 achievement, Virtua Tennis 2009, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 8 2013
Genius Redneck was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 67,046 . He played LEGO Star Wars II, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 7 2013
Genius Redneck came to represent the gaming world. 67,046 points and counting! That is a profit of 90 points over last time! That puts us above 67,000 points! He made some progress on Virtua Tennis 2009, LEGO Star Wars II winning 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Genius Redneck's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told Genius Redneck that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 170 points which was nice. Getting 9 achievements has that effect.
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) LEGO Star Wars II, and The Force Unleashed. I liked them. I think Genius Redneck did too. Also, I think Genius Redneck's favorite game last week was Ms. Splosion Man. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 6 2013
When Genius Redneck was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 66,956. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied LEGO Star Wars II adding 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 5 2013
Genius Redneck came to represent the gaming world. 66,886 points and counting! That is a profit of 55 points over last time! He rocked out to Virtua Tennis 2009, The Force Unleashed acquiring 4 achievements, LEGO Star Wars II acquiring 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell Genius Redneck this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 4 2013
Genius Redneck needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 66,831. That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on Ms. Splosion Man adding 2 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Genius Redneck's Xbox - May 3 2013
Genius Redneck was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
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