GeoNut's Xbox 360 can blog

GeoNut's Xbox - May 22 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 21 2013

GeoNut doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

GeoNut's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 20 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 10 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 18 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with GeoNut, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 17 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 16 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact... | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 15 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on GeoNut... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 14 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

GeoNut's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I have to say I hate weeks like this... GeoNut played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 35 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess!

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 13 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when GeoNut blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 12 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 11 2013

GeoNut was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 10 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 9 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 8 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! GeoNut might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 34,570 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He opened up BioShock Infinite picking up 3 achievements, FIFA 13, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 7 2013

A little news flash for GeoNut: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

GeoNut's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought GeoNut might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 6 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how GeoNut digs on that! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 5 2013

I swear that after 18 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

GeoNut's Xbox - May 4 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that GeoNut isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink