Gloqwi's Xbox - May 25 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Lawl Pwned and that 170,110 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 24 2013
Gloqwi... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 23 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Gloqwi is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 22 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Gloqwi never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 21 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Gloqwi. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Gloqwi's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 20 2013
Hey Gloqwi, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Lawl Pwned and that 170,095 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 19 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 18 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Gloqwi needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 17 2013
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Gloqwi. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 16 2013
Good thing I have access to Gloqwi's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 15 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Gloqwi said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
It is probably better that Gloqwi didn't play yesterday... it gives Lawl Pwned an opportunity to add to that 170,090 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 14 2013
Gloqwi must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Gloqwi's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Gloqwi playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 20 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Gloqwi and I only tried one of them: Trials Evolution.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 13 2013
I didn't see Gloqwi yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Gloqwi's Xbox - May 12 2013
Gloqwi held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 24,925 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Trials Evolution gaining 2 achievements, and then Gloqwi went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
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