GloriousBanana's Xbox - May 22 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right GloriousBanana? Back me up!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week GloriousBanana showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 105 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, GloriousBanana must have been craving RPGs because DARK SOULS was the weekly favorite. He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when GloriousBanana came to play. Gamer score stands at 38,075. That is an increase of 85 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 38,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING gaining 3 achievements, Persona 4 Arena, DARK SOULS, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
GloriousBanana came to represent the gaming world. 37,990 points and counting! That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He played METAL GEAR RISING acquiring 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
I was waiting for GloriousBanana to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day GloriousBanana is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox GloriousBanana? Do you?
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
GloriousBanana had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I prefer to play games... but if GloriousBanana needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that GloriousBanana showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 95 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 2 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think GloriousBanana's favorite game last week was METAL GEAR RISING. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when GloriousBanana said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get GloriousBanana's gaming on! Gamer score is 37,970. That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He rallied METAL GEAR RISING adding 1 achievement, and oh... don't tell GloriousBanana this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
GloriousBanana likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 37,920 to be as cool as him. He rocked out to METAL GEAR RISING, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
GloriousBanana was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 37,920 . He opened up METAL GEAR RISING, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get GloriousBanana's gaming on! Gamer score is 37,920. That is a profit of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to METAL GEAR RISING acquiring 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Oh man, GloriousBanana was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 37,875 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He played METAL GEAR RISING, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: GloriousBanana played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think we can all agree that GloriousBanana's favorite game last week was VANQUISH. He played it on 6 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but GloriousBanana was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 37,875 points. He made some progress on VANQUISH, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since GloriousBanana did not do their part today and play a game or two.
GloriousBanana came to represent the gaming world. 37,875 points and counting! He rallied VANQUISH, Toy Soldiers, and I thought GloriousBanana injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
GloriousBanana is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 37,875? He rocked out to Toy Soldiers picking up 1 achievement, VANQUISH, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
When GloriousBanana was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 37,875. He rocked out to VANQUISH, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
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