Gnata's Xbox - May 21 2013
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Gnata never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Gnata never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Gnata showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 120 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Microsoft Taptiles, and Solitaire Collection, who can go wrong with that right? Also, by my expert calculations, Gnata's favorite game last week was Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Good thing I have access to Gnata's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Gnata said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Gnata was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Gnata held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 23,815 is lighting the way. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢, Microsoft Taptiles, Solitaire Collection adding 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Gnata held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 23,805 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 110 points over last time! He played Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ finishing 3 achievements, and then Gnata developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Gnata, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Gnata played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 410 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 19 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Gnata's favorite game last week was Xbox LIVE Title. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Gnata turned me on yesterday. 23,695 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a profit of 90 points over last time! He made some progress on Minesweeper, Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ winning 4 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Gnata is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 23,605? That is an increase of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ adding 5 achievements, and I thought Gnata injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Gnata decided to game. Our score is 23,495 and always improving! That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He opened up Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ acquiring 4 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Gnata was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I heard someone tell Gnata to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 23,385 points. That is a profit of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on Minesweeper winning 3 achievements, and oh... don't tell Gnata this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Gnata had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 23,350 points. That is an improvement of 65 points over last time! He rallied Xbox LIVE Title, Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ gaining 3 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Gnata playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... We added 25 points of gamerscore. Points are good!
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Gnata didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If Gnata was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
If Gnata was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Gnata? Back me up!
Gnata was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
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