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GodlyOne's Xbox - May 18 2013

If GodlyOne was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 17 2013

GodlyOne likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 69,010 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! We have now entered the 69,000 GS club! He rallied WWE® All Stars™, WWE '13, Contra, Super Contra, Rock Band Blitz, Team Crossword winning 3 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 16 2013

I prefer to play games... but if GodlyOne needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 15 2013

GodlyOne was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 14 2013

GodlyOne likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 68,970 to be as cool as him. He rallied NFS: Most Wanted, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

GodlyOne's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week GodlyOne showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 135 points which was nice. Getting 12 achievements has that effect.

There were only a few games I wanted to try this week GodlyOne and I only tried one of them: Doritos Crash Course 2. Oh, and from what I remember, GodlyOne's favorite game last week was Sleeping Dogs™. He played it on 5 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 13 2013

GodlyOne was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 12 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when GodlyOne came to play. Gamer score stands at 68,970. He opened up Kinect PlayFit gaining 1 achievement, NFS: Most Wanted, and then GodlyOne went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 11 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but GodlyOne was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 68,970 points. That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2, Sleeping Dogs™, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 10 2013

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when GodlyOne decided to game. Our score is 68,965 and always improving! That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Doritos Crash Course 2 winning an amazing 6 achievements, NFS: Most Wanted, Gravity Guy acquiring 2 achievements, Cut the Rope adding 1 achievement, Sleeping Dogs™, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 9 2013

I told GodlyOne 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 68,945 is in our back pocket. That is a profit of 110 points over last time! He opened up SVC: Streets of Rage acquiring 1 achievement, Rock Band Blitz, Gravity Guy finishing 1 achievement, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 8 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since GodlyOne did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 7 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 68,835? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! GodlyOne is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Rock Band Blitz, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

GodlyOne's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 6 2013

I just do not understand why GodlyOne paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 5 2013

I have come to realize that GodlyOne has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 4 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when GodlyOne leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 3 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn GodlyOne in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 2 2013

Hey GodlyOne, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - May 1 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. GodlyOne needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

If GodlyOne doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

GodlyOne's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I heard someone tell GodlyOne to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

GodlyOne's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

I heard someone tell GodlyOne to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

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