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GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for GorillaGamesWI8: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 16 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet GorillaGamesWI8 is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 15 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was waiting for GorillaGamesWI8 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day GorillaGamesWI8 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 13 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see GorillaGamesWI8 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 12 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 11 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. GorillaGamesWI8 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 10 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 9 2013

GorillaGamesWI8 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 8 2013

Good thing I have access to GorillaGamesWI8's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 7 2013

I didn't see GorillaGamesWI8 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If GorillaGamesWI8 plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 175 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, I think GorillaGamesWI8's favorite game last week was Halo: Reach. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 6 2013

While GorillaGamesWI8 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 5 2013

I saw GorillaGamesWI8 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 1,958 points and climbing. That is an increase of 35 points over last time! He played Halo: Reach acquiring 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 4 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow GorillaGamesWI8? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 3 2013

Wow... GorillaGamesWI8 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 2 2013

Like I always tell GorillaGamesWI8, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 1,923 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rallied Halo: Reach gaining 1 achievement, COD: Black Ops II adding 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - May 1 2013

GorillaGamesWI8 showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 1,913. Up up and away right? That is an increase of 130 points over last time! He rallied Skylanders, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I didn't see GorillaGamesWI8 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: GorillaGamesWI8 only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

If I was GorillaGamesWI8, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

GorillaGamesWI8's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

Yesterday was one of those times GorillaGamesWI8 mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

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