Grunt's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Grunt played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 40 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Also, by my expert calculations, Grunt's favorite game last week was Batman: Arkham Asylum. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Grunt was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Grunt showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 65,412. He opened up Batman: Arkham Asylum, Halo 4, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Grunt really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 65,412. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢ adding 1 achievement, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Grunt hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 65,372. He rallied Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢, Mirror's Edgeâ„¢, GTA IV, Battlefield 3, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Grunt showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Grunt turned me on yesterday. 65,372 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rocked out to DEAD OR ALIVE 4, Portal: Still Alive, Batman: Arkham Cityâ„¢, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Grunt out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Grunt to do something like that.
Grunt didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Grunt? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Grunt was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
I told Grunt 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 65,372. He made some progress on DD: Dark Arisen picking up an amazing 31 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Grunt only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 35 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Yesterday was one of those times Grunt mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Grunt did not do their part today and play a game or two.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Grunt decided not to show up.
Grunt brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 65,372 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 35 points over last time! He played Dragon's Dogma adding 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Grunt was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
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