Guardic's Xbox 360 can blog

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Guardic in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Guardic blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Guardic's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: For the record, it is better to have Guardic play one day than to have never played last week at all. We added 20 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Guardic needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Guardic was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Yesterday was one of those times Guardic mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I tried to send Guardic an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I didn't see Guardic yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Guardic decided to play yesterday. Check out the 92,655 gamer score! That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to Metro 2033 adding 1 achievement, DiRT 2, and after we were done, Guardic hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Guardic? Back me up! | permalink

Guardic's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told Guardic that 6 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore jumped 460 points which was nice. Getting 16 achievements has that effect.

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Guardic and I only tried one of them: Dragon Age II. Pretty fun I guess... Also, I think Guardic's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Guardic was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Guardic played yesterday with his gamerscore of 92,635 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He made some progress on Rocksmith, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I told Guardic 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 92,635. That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry® 3 winning 1 achievement, Terraria, Mass Effect 2 finishing 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

My power supply almost exploded! Guardic turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 92,610 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a profit of 200 points over last time! He rocked out to Dust: An Elysian Tail, Far Cry® 3 finishing 4 achievements, and that was that. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I heard someone tell Guardic to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 92,410 points. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 adding 1 achievement, DARK SOULS adding 1 achievement, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Guardic really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 92,380. That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on DARK SOULS, Dragon Age II winning 1 achievement, Far Cry® 3, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Guardic was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 92,375 points. That is an increase of 200 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 gaining an amazing 7 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

Guardic's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told Guardic that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 310 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 18 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, Guardic's favorite game last week was RESIDENT EVIL 6. He played it on 5 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Guardic showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 92,175. Up up and away right? That is an improvement of 150 points over last time! He opened up RESIDENT EVIL 6 winning an amazing 7 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Guardic's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Guardic was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 92,025 . That is a gain of 45 points over last time! That puts us above 92,000 points! He played RESIDENT EVIL 6 winning 3 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink