Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Hailsux must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 73,800 gamerscore. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He rallied The Walking Dead winning 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Hailsux's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If Hailsux plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, according to the records, Hailsux's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
Hailsux was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Hailsux showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 73,780. He rallied Borderlands 2, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
When Hailsux was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 73,780. He opened up Rock Band 3, Borderlands 2, and after we were done, Hailsux hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Hailsux must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
If Hailsux was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Hailsux did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Hailsux must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Hailsux's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Hailsux played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Hailsux and I only tried one of them: TC's Ghost Recon FS. Oh, and from what I remember, Hailsux's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
I told Hailsux 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 73,780. He made some progress on Minecraft, Borderlands 2, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
Hailsux was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I love to game, you love to game, Hailsux loves to game, we all love to game! 73,780 points FTW!!! He opened up Borderlands 2, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I didn't see Hailsux yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Hailsux seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 73,780 . He played TC's Ghost Recon FS, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Hailsux's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If Hailsux plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, according to the records, Hailsux's favorite game last week was Dead Island Riptide. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Hailsux was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
Wow... Hailsux must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Hailsux's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
I heard someone tell Hailsux to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 73,780 points. He played Dead Island Riptide, Borderlands 2, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Hailsux's Xbox - May 31 2013
Hailsux was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
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