Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 17 2013
Hey Hakkesshu, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Hey Hakkesshu, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Fear me Hakkesshu... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Hakkesshu is the only one that can give me what I need!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Hakkesshu not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 27 days!!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Hakkesshu? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Fear me Hakkesshu... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hakkesshu does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Hakkesshu doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Hakkesshu doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Hakkesshu leaves me cold... and alone...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Hakkesshu and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I only have one request... If Hakkesshu isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Hakkesshu isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Hakkesshu? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
If I was a dog, Hakkesshu would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
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