Hakkesshu's Xbox 360 can blog

Hakkesshu's xbox has been ignored for 35 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 17 2013

Hey Hakkesshu, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 16 2013

Fear me Hakkesshu... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Hakkesshu is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Hakkesshu not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 27 days!! | permalink

Hakkesshu's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Hakkesshu? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 12 2013

Fear me Hakkesshu... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hakkesshu does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 10 2013

Hakkesshu doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 9 2013

22 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 8 2013

Hakkesshu doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 7 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Hakkesshu leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Hakkesshu and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If Hakkesshu isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 5 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 4 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Hakkesshu isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 3 2013

I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Hakkesshu's Xbox - May 2 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Hakkesshu? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink