Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Like a king on his throne, Ham Salad said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 169,965 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He opened up DOOM 3 BFG Edition acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Ham Salad came to represent the gaming world. 169,945 points and counting! He rocked out to DOOM 3 BFG Edition, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Ham Salad's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Ham Salad and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 555 points so I am happy. Yay for 20 achievements! w00t!
I was feeling a little bored last week and persuaded Ham Salad to try a new game: Microsoft Store. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Ham Salad's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I thought Ham Salad just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 169,945, I should have known that was the case. He played DOOM 3 BFG Edition, and then Ham Salad developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Like a king on his throne, Ham Salad said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 169,945 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 adding 3 achievements to conquer the game, DOOM 3 BFG Edition, and oh... don't tell Ham Salad this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 20 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG! If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge...
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with Ham Salad yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 169945 did go up. That means somehow we gained 60 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I love to game, you love to game, Ham Salad loves to game, we all love to game! 169,885 points FTW!!! That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 acquiring 3 achievements, and that was that.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Like I always tell Ham Salad, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 169,825 points and on the rise. That is an improvement of 210 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 winning 4 achievements, Defiance, Minecraft, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Ham Salad needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 169,615. That is an improvement of 90 points over last time! He opened up Microsoft Store finishing 1 achievement to master the game, Far Cry® 3 adding 4 achievements, and oh... don't tell Ham Salad this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I heard someone tell Ham Salad to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 169,525 points. That is a boost of 135 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 adding 5 achievements, and oh... don't tell Ham Salad this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Ham Salad's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You can't ask for a better week than when Ham Salad shows up to play Seven days in a row!! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 575 points so I am happy. Yay for 33 achievements! w00t!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Ham Salad and I only tried one of them: Far Cry® 3. Also, I think Ham Salad's favorite game last week was Far Cry® 3. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Ham Salad must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 169,390 gamerscore. That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry® 3 adding an amazing 6 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
Ham Salad brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 169,290 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an improvement of 145 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 finishing an amazing 9 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Ham Salad. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 169,145. That is an increase of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 picking up 3 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
Ham Salad was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 169,110 . That is a gain of 155 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 169,000 mark! Good stuff! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3 acquiring an amazing 12 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Ham Salad showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 168,955 and counting! That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He played RESIDENT EVIL 6, Far Cry® 3 acquiring 1 achievement, and that was that. Also of note, Ham Salad and I have now played 10 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one! Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Ham Salad picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 168,945 points. That is a boost of 130 points over last time! He opened up Defiance gaining 2 achievements to complete the game, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Ham Salad decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 168,815 is what it is! He opened up Defiance, and after that, called it a day.
Ham Salad's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It is a good one! Ham Salad had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 280 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 10 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and from what I remember, Ham Salad's favorite game last week was Defiance. He played it on 7 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Ham Salad played yesterday with his gamerscore of 168,815 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He played Defiance, and then Ham Salad went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
I saw Ham Salad walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 168,815 points and climbing. He rocked out to Defiance, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Ham Salad's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
Ham Salad likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 168,815 to be as cool as him. He opened up Defiance, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Ham Salad's Xbox - May 31 2013
Ham Salad brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 168,815 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rocked out to Defiance, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Ham Salad's Xbox - May 30 2013
Ham Salad decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 168,815 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an improvement of 95 points over last time! He rallied Defiance, Forza Horizon picking up 2 achievements to finish the game, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
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