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HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

If HappyGilmoreUK doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: HappyGilmoreUK only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... HappyGilmoreUK never showed up to game. That makes 4 days! | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

HappyGilmoreUK was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Yesterday was one of those times HappyGilmoreUK mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Wow... HappyGilmoreUK must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

HappyGilmoreUK decided to play yesterday. Check out the 2,150 gamer score! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on State of Decay winning 2 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to HappyGilmoreUK for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore saw a 45 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!

I told HappyGilmoreUK to try a new game: State of Decay. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think HappyGilmoreUK's favorite game last week was State of Decay. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

HappyGilmoreUK likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 2,110 to be as cool as him. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He opened up WWE '13, State of Decay acquiring 1 achievement, and I thought HappyGilmoreUK injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

HappyGilmoreUK had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 2,100 points. That is an increase of 35 points over last time! He rallied State of Decay picking up 4 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox HappyGilmoreUK? Do you? | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since HappyGilmoreUK never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about HappyGilmoreUK in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: HappyGilmoreUK only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

It has been 5 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see HappyGilmoreUK out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me HappyGilmoreUK, feed me! | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - May 31 2013

HappyGilmoreUK was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

HappyGilmoreUK's Xbox - May 30 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like HappyGilmoreUK to do something like that. | permalink

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