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Games played: 246
Most played: NHL® 12
Member since: Feb 2 2008
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HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 19 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... HedjukTheDuke? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 18 2014

Hey HedjukTheDuke, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 17 2014

I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 16 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Weekly Recap - Dec 15 2014

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 15 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. HedjukTheDuke is the only one that can give me what I need!

This really sucks because it gives LawL PwNeD a shot at widening the gap. We are still 136,876 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 14 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 13 2014

Come back to me HedjukTheDuke... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 12 2014

I waited all day for HedjukTheDuke to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 11 2014

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when HedjukTheDuke leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 10 2014

17 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...

This really sucks because it gives LawL PwNeD a shot at widening the gap. We are still 136,856 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 9 2014

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. HedjukTheDuke is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Weekly Recap - Dec 8 2014

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: NOTHING HAPPENED. HedjukTheDuke and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 8 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all HedjukTheDuke does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 7 2014

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 6 2014

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how HedjukTheDuke digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 5 2014

I just do not understand why HedjukTheDuke paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

This really sucks because it gives LawL PwNeD a shot at widening the gap. We are still 136,806 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 4 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all HedjukTheDuke does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 3 2014

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for HedjukTheDuke. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 2 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Weekly Recap - Dec 1 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - December 1 2014

HedjukTheDuke didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...

Also, remember the challenge that HedjukTheDuke was participating in? It has wrapped up. HedjukTheDuke didn't manage to get the win... but I guess number 7 is better than number LAST!!... wait... maybe we are last? How many people are in this thing? Can I count? So yeah... maybe we can get them next time... maybe we need to try a challenge with easier people... the 9 gamers in this last challenge were too good. | permalink | leave comment

HedjukTheDuke's Xbox - November 30 2014

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope HedjukTheDuke doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!

It is probably better that HedjukTheDuke didn't play yesterday... it gives LawL PwNeD an opportunity to add to that 192,190 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!

Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that HedjukTheDuke is competing in? Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know HedjukTheDuke even knew that many people. Out of everyone, HedjukTheDuke is holding on to the number 7 spot. I spoke to his dayplanner -- we've booked the whole day for a very important task -- unlocking achievements and winning this challenge. Let's do this. | permalink | leave comment

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,020
Badge Score: 185
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 136 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 10 days
Play percentage: 99.45%
Largest achievement gain: 2/19/2008 (39)
Largest gamerscore gain: 9/5/2010 (480)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/5/2009 (69)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 1/5/2009 (1,100)

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