HelloWaffle's Xbox - May 23 2013
HelloWaffle didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
HelloWaffle didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I told HelloWaffle 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 10,582. He opened up DARK SOULS, and then HelloWaffle went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Good thing I have access to HelloWaffle's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I have to say I hate weeks like this... HelloWaffle played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 10,582? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! HelloWaffle is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on DARK SOULS, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. HelloWaffle needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Wow... HelloWaffle must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
HelloWaffle was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Wow... HelloWaffle must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that HelloWaffle showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 45 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I prodded HelloWaffle to try a new game: DARK SOULS. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and HelloWaffle seems obsessed with role playing games lately... You can tell because DARK SOULS was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Wow... HelloWaffle must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when HelloWaffle turned me on yesterday. 10,582 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on DARK SOULS, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Oh man, HelloWaffle was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 10,582 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an improvement of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on DARK SOULS winning 3 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
HelloWaffle decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 10,537 points of total gamerscore and counting... He played COD: Black Ops II, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after HelloWaffle played yesterday with his gamerscore of 10,537 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when HelloWaffle decided to game. Our score is 10,537 and always improving! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and then HelloWaffle went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with HelloWaffle yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: HelloWaffle played 5 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that HelloWaffle's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
HelloWaffle likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 10,537 to be as cool as him. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and then HelloWaffle had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
HelloWaffle held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 10,537 is lighting the way. He played COD: Black Ops II, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
HelloWaffle hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 10,537.He made some progress on COD: Black Ops II, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
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