Henchman 001's Xbox 360 can blog

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 25 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Henchman 001 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 24 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Henchman 001 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 23 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 22 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Henchman 001... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 21 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Henchman 001's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Henchman 001 played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 50 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 20 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 19 2013

Henchman 001 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 18 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Henchman 001 said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 17 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Henchman 001 decided not to show up. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 16 2013

While Henchman 001 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 15 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 14 2013

Oh man, Henchman 001 was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 52,805 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He rocked out to Overlord II, Battlefield 3 gaining 2 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

Henchman 001's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Henchman 001 showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 40 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 1 achievement could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

I was feeling a little bored last week and told Henchman 001 to try a new game: Overlord II. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Henchman 001's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 13 2013

Henchman 001 needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 52,755. He rallied Battlefield 3, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 12 2013

Henchman 001 brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 52,755 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on Overlord II picking up 2 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 11 2013

I didn't see Henchman 001 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 10 2013

Henchman 001 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 52,745. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He opened up Overlord II, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 9 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Henchman 001 picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 52,735 points. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Battlefield 3, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 8 2013

I saw Henchman 001 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 52,715 points and climbing. He rocked out to Battlefield 3, and then Henchman 001 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 7 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Henchman 001's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 6 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Henchman 001... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Henchman 001's Xbox - May 5 2013

It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Henchman 001 out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

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