Herkuladedrik's Xbox 360 can blog

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 25 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Herkuladedrik is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 24 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Herkuladedrik not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 13 days!! | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 23 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Herkuladedrik isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 22 2013

Where is Herkuladedrik at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 21 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Herkuladedrik, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Herkuladedrik might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 20 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Herkuladedrik never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 19 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 18 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Herkuladedrik out there walking around, send her my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 17 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 16 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 15 2013

I heard someone tell Herkuladedrik to go outside and play... I mean really... she just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 14 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Herkuladedrik for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 13 2013

I didn't see Herkuladedrik yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 12 2013

Herkuladedrik, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 11 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 10 2013

Herkuladedrik came to represent the gaming world. 46,110 points and counting! She opened up METAL GEAR RISING, and then Herkuladedrik developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 9 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 8 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Herkuladedrik. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 46,110. She played Mortal Kombat, and then she almost hugged me, but I was like back off girl. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Xbox - May 7 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Herkuladedrik did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Herkuladedrik's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Herkuladedrik showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 20 points of gamerscore. Points are good!

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink