I heard someone tell HorriblyMental to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 9,690 points. He opened up Battlefield 3, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Yesterday was one of those times HorriblyMental mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I heard someone tell HorriblyMental to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 9,690 points. He opened up Minecraft, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Wow... HorriblyMental must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If HorriblyMental plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 10 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
I was feeling bored last week and persuaded HorriblyMental to try a new game: FIFA 12. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, HorriblyMental's favorite game last week was FIFA 12. He played it on 4 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like HorriblyMental to do something like that.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like HorriblyMental to do something like that.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when HorriblyMental showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 9,690. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to FIFA 12 gaining 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Like a king on his throne, HorriblyMental said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 9,680 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rocked out to FIFA 12, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Oh man, HorriblyMental was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 9,680 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rocked out to Battlefield 3, FIFA 12, and then HorriblyMental developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I thought HorriblyMental just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 9,680, I should have known that was the case. He rallied FIFA 12, Gears of War 2, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
I have now endured 16 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I just do not understand why HorriblyMental paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that HorriblyMental isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Where is HorriblyMental at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Is this thing on? HorriblyMental, where the heck are you?
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all HorriblyMental does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Time sure doesn't fly when HorriblyMental blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If HorriblyMental doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
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