Horrified's Xbox 360 can blog

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Horrified doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Horrified's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

I only have one request... If Horrified isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I have come to realize that Horrified has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

A little news flash for Horrified: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Is this thing on? Horrified, where the heck are you? | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Horrified? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Horrified leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

Horrified's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

19 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Is this thing on? Horrified, where the heck are you? | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Horrified not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Hey Horrified, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I just do not understand why Horrified paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

Horrified doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Horrified's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Horrified and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Come back to me Horrified... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Fear me Horrified... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - May 31 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Horrified never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Horrified's Xbox - May 30 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Horrified doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink