HostileApostles' Xbox - Jun 18 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet HostileApostles is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet HostileApostles is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: HostileApostles only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Did you see HostileApostles yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...
If HostileApostles was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when HostileApostles said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
I prefer to play games... but if HostileApostles needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when HostileApostles showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 33,835. He opened up Madden NFL 13, COD: Black Ops II, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Other weeks I might complain, but having HostileApostles only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. HostileApostles needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like HostileApostles to do something like that.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as HostileApostles decided not to show up.
Good thing I have access to HostileApostles' entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
HostileApostles had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
HostileApostles is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 33,835. Not too shabby! He made some progress on Madden NFL 13, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that HostileApostles showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since HostileApostles did not do their part today and play a game or two.
HostileApostles didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right HostileApostles? Back me up!
I love to game, you love to game, HostileApostles loves to game, we all love to game! 33,835 points FTW!!! He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
I told HostileApostles 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 33,835 is in our back pocket. He rallied Madden NFL 13, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
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