Hyins' Xbox 360 can blog

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Hyins never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Hyins' Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Hyins stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 17 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Hyins, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 16 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Hyins out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 15 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Hyins is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Hyins never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 13 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Hyins, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I tried to send Hyins an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 11 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Hyins to do something like that. | permalink

Hyins' Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Hyins showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore jumped 75 points which was nice. Getting 10 achievements has that effect.

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Hyins and I only tried one of them: Jetpack Joyride. Pretty fun I guess... Also, by my expert calculations, Hyins' favorite game last week was Jetpack Joyride. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Hyins was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I saw Hyins walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 66,894 points and climbing. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He opened up Jetpack Joyride gaining 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Hyins showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 66,889 and counting! That is an improvement of 55 points over last time! He played Jetpack Joyride finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 6 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Hyins played yesterday with his gamerscore of 66,834 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He played Jetpack Joyride gaining 3 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Hyins yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Hyins had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

Hyins' Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Hyins played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Hyins and I only tried one of them: Team Crossword. Pretty fun I guess...

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Wow... Hyins must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Hyins was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 66,819 . He made some progress on Team Crossword, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Hyins, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - May 31 2013

I heard someone tell Hyins to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Hyins' Xbox - May 30 2013

I didn't see Hyins yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

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