Hyperion MBD's Xbox 360 can blog

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 25 2013

I waited all day for Hyperion MBD to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 24 2013

Fear me Hyperion MBD... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 23 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hyperion MBD does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 22 2013

I have come to realize that Hyperion MBD has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 21 2013

Hyperion MBD doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Hyperion MBD stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 20 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 19 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Hyperion MBD isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 18 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Hyperion MBD isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hyperion MBD does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 16 2013

I heard someone tell Hyperion MBD to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 15 2013

If Hyperion MBD doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 14 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Hyperion MBD is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 13 2013

It has been 7 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Hyperion MBD out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 12 2013

Did you see Hyperion MBD yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 11 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 10 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 9 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Hyperion MBD? Back me up! | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 7 2013

Hyperion MBD was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I have to say I hate weeks like this... Hyperion MBD played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Hyperion MBD to do something like that. | permalink

Hyperion MBD's Xbox - May 5 2013

When Hyperion MBD was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 39,540. He opened up Batman:Arkham City™ PC, and oh... man was it ever sweet! | permalink