I R GODZILLA's Xbox - May 19 2013
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with I R GODZILLA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with I R GODZILLA yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
While I R GODZILLA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until I R GODZILLA showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 78,310 and counting! He played Tony Hawk's Project 8, SplinterCellConviction, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
While I R GODZILLA was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If I R GODZILLA plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important. Also, I think we can all agree that I R GODZILLA's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I R GODZILLA had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
I R GODZILLA must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get I R GODZILLA's gaming on! Gamer score is 78,310. He rocked out to Halo 4, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since I R GODZILLA did not do their part today and play a game or two.
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when I R GODZILLA came to play. Gamer score stands at 78,310. He opened up Halo 4, and after we were done, I R GODZILLA hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
I R GODZILLA didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... I R GODZILLA stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for I R GODZILLA. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I R GODZILLA would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with I R GODZILLA, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
I prefer to play games... but if I R GODZILLA needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I R GODZILLA was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
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