I zRo I DeMi's Xbox 360 can blog

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 18 2013

Come back to me I zRo I DeMi... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 17 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. I zRo I DeMi is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 16 2013

I zRo I DeMi doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 15 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all I zRo I DeMi does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 13 2013

I swear that after 20 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 12 2013

I zRo I DeMi doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 11 2013

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 10 2013

I zRo I DeMi doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 9 2013

I just do not understand why I zRo I DeMi paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 8 2013

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 7 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how I zRo I DeMi digs on that! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... I zRo I DeMi stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 6 2013

I have come to realize that I zRo I DeMi has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 5 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 4 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that I zRo I DeMi isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 3 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on I zRo I DeMi... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 2 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. I zRo I DeMi needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - May 1 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

I was waiting for I zRo I DeMi to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day I zRo I DeMi is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. I zRo I DeMi and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

I zRo I DeMi's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

6 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope I zRo I DeMi doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink