IEvilicious' Xbox 360 can blog

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 25 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as IEvilicious decided not to show up. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 24 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 23 2013

I saw IEvilicious walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 95,335 points and climbing. He played Magic 2013, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 22 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 21 2013

I prefer to play games... but if IEvilicious needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

IEvilicious' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that IEvilicious showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 130 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 11 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was DMC HD Collection. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, by my expert calculations, IEvilicious' favorite game last week was DMC HD Collection. He played it on 5 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 20 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow IEvilicious? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 19 2013

IEvilicious held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 95,335 is lighting the way. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on DMC HD Collection acquiring 2 achievements, and that was that. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 18 2013

IEvilicious rocked out with 95,325 points. That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He played DMC HD Collection gaining 5 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 17 2013

I thought IEvilicious just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 95,300, I should have known that was the case. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He opened up DMC HD Collection gaining 3 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 16 2013

If IEvilicious was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 15 2013

You would think I had died and gone to heaven when IEvilicious showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 95,285. That is a profit of 80 points over last time! He rallied DMC HD Collection adding 1 achievement, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 14 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling IEvilicious that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 95,205. He made some progress on DMC HD Collection, Gin Rummy, and that was that. | permalink

IEvilicious' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 13 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about IEvilicious in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with IEvilicious, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 11 2013

IEvilicious didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 10 2013

If IEvilicious doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since IEvilicious never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 8 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me IEvilicious, feed me! | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 7 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

IEvilicious' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Other weeks I might complain, but having IEvilicious only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

IEvilicious' Xbox - May 6 2013

IEvilicious was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink