II The Beard II's Xbox - May 23 2013
II The Beard II held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 235,791 is lighting the way. He played Assassin's Creed® III, Borderlands 2, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 22 2013
II The Beard II is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 235,791 gamer score! He played Borderlands 2, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 21 2013
II The Beard II rocked out with 235,791 points. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
II The Beard II's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: 6 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to II The Beard II for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 90 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, II The Beard II's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 20 2013
My power supply almost exploded! II The Beard II turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 235,791 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! He made some progress on Borderlands 2, Assassin's Creed® III gaining 2 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 19 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when II The Beard II hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 235,736. That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He opened up Borderlands 2, Assassin's Creed® III picking up 1 achievement, and that was that.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 18 2013
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when II The Beard II turned me on yesterday. 235,716 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He opened up Assassin's Creed® III, and after that, called it a day.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 17 2013
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right II The Beard II? Back me up! Maybe II The Beard II didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 22 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh?
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 16 2013
I told II The Beard II 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 235,716 is in our back pocket. He rallied Borderlands 2, and II The Beard II won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 15 2013
II The Beard II decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 235,716 points of total gamerscore and counting... He rallied Borderlands 2, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 14 2013
II The Beard II came to represent the gaming world. 235,716 points and counting! That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rallied Skate 3, Assassin's Creed® III picking up 1 achievement, Borderlands 2, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. In the now-you-know department, I really thought that gaming 20 days in a row would hurt... but it actually felt good... it felt warm... like butter straight out of the microwave. If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge...
II The Beard II's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week II The Beard II and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Our gamerscore saw a 85 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 4 achievements can do! Also, by my expert calculations, II The Beard II's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 7 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 13 2013
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until II The Beard II showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 235,701 and counting! He played Borderlands 2, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 12 2013
I saw II The Beard II walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 235,701 points and climbing. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 11 2013
II The Beard II hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 235,701.He rallied Borderlands 2, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 10 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when II The Beard II showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 235,701. That is a boost of 85 points over last time! He made some progress on Assassin's Creed® III winning 3 achievements, Skate 3 adding 1 achievement to finish the game, Borderlands 2, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 9 2013
Like I always tell II The Beard II, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 235,616 points and on the rise. He played Borderlands 2, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 8 2013
I told II The Beard II 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 235,616. He made some progress on Borderlands 2, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 7 2013
Like I always tell II The Beard II, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 235,616 points and on the rise. He played Borderlands 2, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
II The Beard II's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Oh man are my cores just rocking... II The Beard II played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 645 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 27 achievements has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that II The Beard II's favorite game last week was Borderlands 2. He played it on 6 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 6 2013
II The Beard II decided to play yesterday. Check out the 235,616 gamer score! That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He played Assassin's Creed® III gaining 1 achievement, Skate 3 acquiring 5 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 5 2013
II The Beard II is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 235,526? He played Borderlands 2, and after that, called it a day.
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 4 2013
I told II The Beard II 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 235,526. He rocked out to Borderlands 2, and after we were done, II The Beard II hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 10 days in a row! Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
II The Beard II's Xbox - May 3 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with II The Beard II. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 235,526. He played Borderlands 2, and oh... don't tell II The Beard II this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
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