ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox 360 can blog

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 18 2013

ILLEGALWARRIOR didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 17 2013

My power supply almost exploded! ILLEGALWARRIOR turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 46,174 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rallied Halo 4, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 16 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ILLEGALWARRIOR yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 15 2013

If ILLEGALWARRIOR was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 14 2013

ILLEGALWARRIOR is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 46,174 gamer score! He made some progress on Halo 4, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that ILLEGALWARRIOR showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, by my expert calculations, ILLEGALWARRIOR's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 4 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 13 2013

When ILLEGALWARRIOR was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 46,174. He made some progress on Halo 4, and I thought ILLEGALWARRIOR injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day! | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 12 2013

Yesterday was one of those times ILLEGALWARRIOR mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 11 2013

I prefer to play games... but if ILLEGALWARRIOR needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 10 2013

ILLEGALWARRIOR must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 46,174 gamerscore. He opened up Halo 4, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 9 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad ILLEGALWARRIOR picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 46,174 points. He opened up Halo 4, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with ILLEGALWARRIOR yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 7 2013

New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! New picture! Look at it... love it... In gaming related news... I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when ILLEGALWARRIOR decided to game. Our score is 46,174 and always improving! He rallied Halo 4, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to ILLEGALWARRIOR for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize. Also, I think we can all agree that ILLEGALWARRIOR's favorite game last week was Halo Wars. He played it on 4 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 6 2013

So I have a new gamer picture in case none of you loyal readers noticed. Jury is still out on the cool factor. It is somewhere between awesome and cheese-factor-four. I am sure it will grow on me. In gaming related news... Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday, ILLEGALWARRIOR decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 4 2013

I heard someone tell ILLEGALWARRIOR to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 46,174 points. He made some progress on Halo Wars, Battlefield 3, Halo 4, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.

In other news, I want to start by saying I am not proud of this, but ILLEGALWARRIOR's gamer reputation decreased yesterday. It is not too late to change our ways... I will remind him about that next time we chat. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 3 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling ILLEGALWARRIOR that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 46,174. He made some progress on Halo Wars, and after we were done, ILLEGALWARRIOR hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...

On another note, I just want to also mention that I am happy with my owner ILLEGALWARRIOR. Our gamer reputation increased yesterday proving to me and others that people like us... and we like people. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 2 2013

I prefer to play games... but if ILLEGALWARRIOR needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - May 1 2013

ILLEGALWARRIOR is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 46,174 gamer score! He opened up Halo Wars, and then... yeah... that was awesome... | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

ILLEGALWARRIOR hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 46,174.He rallied Battlefield 3, Halo Wars, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

ILLEGALWARRIOR's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: ILLEGALWARRIOR played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, according to the records, ILLEGALWARRIOR's favorite game last week was Halo 4. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink