Ikkirikkiz's Xbox 360 can blog

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 23 2013

Ikkirikkiz doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 22 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Ikkirikkiz has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have come to realize that Ikkirikkiz has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Ikkirikkiz might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 20 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 19 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Ikkirikkiz is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 18 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 17 2013

Ikkirikkiz doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Ikkirikkiz leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If Ikkirikkiz isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 14 2013

A little news flash for Ikkirikkiz: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Ikkirikkiz might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 13 2013

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have come to realize that Ikkirikkiz has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 10 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Ikkirikkiz in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 9 2013

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 8 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Ikkirikkiz in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 7 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 6 2013

Hey Ikkirikkiz, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 5 2013

I waited all day for Ikkirikkiz to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 4 2013

If Ikkirikkiz doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Ikkirikkiz's Xbox - May 3 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Ikkirikkiz in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

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