Impossibility91's Xbox 360 can blog

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 24 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Impossibility91 said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 23 2013

Yesterday, Impossibility91 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 22 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Impossibility91 decided not to show up. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 21 2013

I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember Impossibility91 and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 78517 which is 25 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun! | permalink

Impossibility91's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Impossibility91 showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 60 point boost which is good.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 20 2013

If Impossibility91 was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 19 2013

Impossibility91 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 18 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 17 2013

Impossibility91 was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 16 2013

I must seriously be losing it. Impossibility91 is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 78492 somehow which is a gain of 20 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 15 2013

Uhhh... I have a question for Impossibility91. Our gamerscore was 78462 but somehow it is now 78472 which means that 10 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 14 2013

Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with Impossibility91 yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 78462 did go up. That means somehow we gained 30 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes... | permalink

Impossibility91's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Other weeks I might complain, but having Impossibility91 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 25 points so I am happy.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 13 2013

I must seriously be losing it. Impossibility91 is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 78432 somehow which is a gain of 25 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 12 2013

Impossibility91 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 11 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Impossibility91... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have a feeling Impossibility91 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 9 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Impossibility91, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 8 2013

Impossibility91 was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday, Impossibility91 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Impossibility91's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told Impossibility91 that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 60 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 6 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Impossibility91 to do something like that. | permalink

Impossibility91's Xbox - May 5 2013

Wow... Impossibility91 must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

go to top - Reset cache