Ironbrand's Xbox 360 can blog

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 19 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Ironbrand did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 18 2013

Ironbrand decided to play yesterday. Check out the 59,510 gamer score! He rallied METAL GEAR RISING, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 17 2013

Ironbrand rocked out with 59,510 points. He rocked out to METAL GEAR RISING, Borderlands 2, and then Ironbrand went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 16 2013

When Ironbrand was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 59,510. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He made some progress on METAL GEAR RISING acquiring 1 achievement, Borderlands 2, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 15 2013

Ironbrand was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 14 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Ironbrand to do something like that. | permalink

Ironbrand's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Ironbrand showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 30 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, according to the records, Ironbrand's favorite game last week was METAL GEAR RISING. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 13 2013

What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Ironbrand came to play. Gamer score stands at 59,495. He rocked out to METAL GEAR RISING, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 12 2013

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 11 2013

Yesterday, Ironbrand decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 10 2013

Ironbrand is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 59,495 gamer score! That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He rallied METAL GEAR RISING gaining 2 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 9 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Ironbrand leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me Ironbrand... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Ironbrand's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 6 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 5 2013

If I was a dog, Ironbrand would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 4 2013

If I was a dog, Ironbrand would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Ironbrand's Xbox - May 3 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Ironbrand has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink